One day Dirty Ernie is playing with his train set. The little train came around to the little station and stopped.
So Ernie said, "All the people getting off the train, get off the fucking train; al...
Q: What does an elephant use for a vibrator? A: An epileptic.
Q: Who's the patron saint of Ethiopia? A: Karen Carpenter.
Q: Why did God make women? A: Because sheep can't cook.
Q: What do you call an armless, legless, water skiier? A: Skip.
Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like your legs, And what's in between.
Q: What do you do if a pitbull starts humping your leg? A: Fake an Orgasam!
The night of Hugo, just when the eye of the storm was coming upon us, the water was so high outside it started coming in the windows.
When the eye hit, I waded outside and, for safety, the neighbor'...
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?
A: A little fucker about three feet high....
Q: Where is an elephant's sex organ? A: In his feet, 'cause if he steps on you, you're fucked.