A blind guy walks into a department store with his seeing-eye dog and, for no apparent reason, grabs the dog by the tail and starts swinging the poor mutt around and around.
A clerk rushes over to...
During a recess in the proceedings, three delegates to an international agriculture convention sat down for cocktails, and before long, they began to discuss methods for driving their wives wild.
And that kind of reminds me of one time that I was in a steak house in Austin.
Guy came in and sat at the table next to us and ordered a sirloin....
Q: What do you call a sheep hauler going through Wyoming??? A: A pimp.
Three grade-school children learned how to swear from their friends at school.
Q: What do you have when you've got a mothball in your right hand, and a mothball in your left hand?
A: A BIG moth!...
Q: You have a small green ball in your left hand. You also have another one in your right hand.
What do you have? A: Kermit's FULL attention....
Q: If you put two nuts on a wall, what do you have?
A: Walnuts. Q: If you put two nuts on two peas, what do you have?...
Mary had a little lamb, She kept in her backyard, When she took her panties off, His woolly dick got hard.
Chip and Dale were eating nuts one day and arguing over what kind of tree they were sitting in.
About that time Woody Woodpecker flies by and hears the commotion....