The other day this guy came up to me and asked if I wanted to buy his old '57 Chevy convertible.
I thought it was a pretty good looking car and so I offered him 50 female pigs and 50 male deer....
Roses are red, And ready for plucking, She's fifteen, And ready for ... High school.
This is a song sung to a girl... I love you in blue, I love you in red, But most of all baby, I love you in.
So this lady walks into a bar carrying a duck under her arm.
A drunk at the bar looks up and says, "That's the ugliest pig I ever saw!...
Q: Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair? A
Because if they dragged them by the feet they would fill up with rocks....
There were two morons that wanted to go hunting. They went out into the woods and after a while decided to split up.
One went one way and the other went another way. As this joke would have it, one...
This man walked into the bar and said to the bartender, "Let me tell you this joke about dumb jocks.
The bartender replied, "Listen, bud, I don't think that would be a good idea. See those two guy...
One day, a guy comes into a doctor's office and says, "Doc, I want it to grow".
So the doc says, "Here, take three of these a day," and gives the guy a bottle of pills....
Q: What's the square root of 69? A: 8 something.
This old man rambles into a bar and shuffles up to the counter.
He leans over the counter and says to the bartender "I'll gouge my eye out for $...