Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The bucket.
Q: What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A: A damn good start.
Q: What do you call a planeload of lawyers that goes down at sea with one seat empty?
A: A Damn shame!!!!...
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant? A: Wipe it off!
Q: How do you recycle a condom?? A: You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
Q: Why is shit tapered at the ends? A: So your asshole doesn't slam shut!
Q: What's red and screams and goes around in circles? A: A Baby nailed to the floor.
Q: What is red and green and nailed to the floor? A: The same baby, six months later!
Here in Kentucky, we're in the middle of deer hunting season, which means that the woods are full of people armed with weapons with a higher caliber than their IQ.
Which brings to mind the story of...
Q:Why did the pervert cross the road? A: Because he was stuck to the chicken.