A man with an exceptionally long penis goes to a surgeon and asks him to cut off a part of it, saying, "Please Doc, you gotta do it.
Every time I hiccup on the toilet, it siphons all the water ou...
One day Jesus was walking by the pearly gates when St.
Peter asked him to watch the gates for a few minutes....
God decided he needed a vacation. One of his aides suggested Venus.
Forget it," God said. "I went there 10,000 years ago and got sunburned....
The doctor wanted to write a prescription, so he reached in his pocket and pulled out a thermometer.
Shit," he muttered, "Some asshole has my pen....
Three nuns die and go to heaven, at the pearly gates they are confronted by Saint Peter who says "Well girls before you can get into heaven you must answer a question.
Saint Peter asks the fi...
Q: How can you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? A: By the taste.
Q: What did Tarzan yell when he saw the elephants coming? A: The elephants are coming!!!!
Q: Why did they stop the leper hockey game? A: There was a face off in the corner.
Q: How do you sink a polish submarine. A: Knock on the door!!