After Successfully Passing The Bar Exam, A Man Opened His Own Law Office.

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After successfully passing the bar exam, a man opened his own law office. He
was sitting idle at his desk when his secretary announced that a Mr. Jones had
arrived to see him. "Show him right in!" the lawyer replied. As Mr. Jones was
being ushered in the lawyer had an idea. He quickly picked up the phone and
shouted into it "... and you tell them that we won't accept less then fifty
thousand dollars, and don't even call me until you agree to that amount!"
Slamming the phone down, he stood up and greeted Mr. Jones, "Good Morning,
what can I do for you?" "I'm from the phone company" Mr. Jones replied,
"I'm here to connect your phone."