Q: What's Red And Screams And Goes Around In Circles? A: A Baby Nailed To The Floor.
Q: What's red and screams and goes around in circles?
A: A Baby nailed to the floor.
Q: What is red and green and nailed to the floor? A: The same baby, six months later!
What's red and screams? A skinned baby rolling in salt.
What's red and white and screams? A baby having an epileptic fit on a bed of nails.
Q: What's pink and red and hangs from the phone line? A: A baby that was hit by a snowblower.
What is red and scratches on glass?? A baby in a microwave!
What's red and black and jumps in the air? A baby in a toaster.
What's Red and Swings? Baby on a Meat hook.
What screams and can't turn round in corridors? A baby with a javelin through its neck.
What goes around, comes around.