Q: What Do You Do If You Come Across An Elephant? A: Wipe It Off!
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant?
A: Wipe it off!
Q: What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinocerus? A: Elephino.
Q: What do you give a seasick elephant? A: Lots of room.
Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls? A: Walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a zebra.
A: Elephant zebra sin theta. Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a mountain climber....
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: How do you breath through that thing?
Q: How do you get an elephant into a telephone booth? A: Open the door.
What do you get if you take an elephant into the city? Free parking.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a banana?
Q: How do you make your wife scream after an orgasm? A: Wipe your dick on the curtains.