Q: What's The Definition Of Mixed Emotions? A: When You See Your New Mother-in Law Backing Off A Cliff In Your New Mercedes.
Q: What's the definition of mixed emotions?
A: When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your new
MIXED emotions is when your kid gets an "A" is sex class.
Q & A form jokes Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?...
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?
A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff....
THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....
Q: What is the definition of agony? A: Being a one-armed man hanging off a cliff, and having an attack of jock itch.
The Love Dress... The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house.
She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door....
100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread. 101. Q...
Real Answers to Driving School questions... Q. Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A. What for? He can't see my license plate. Q. Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?...
Laws of Golf: LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come.
This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime....