A British Colonel Was Walking Down The Street In London When He Saw A Guy With No Arms And No Legs Sitting In The Gutter Playing A Mouth Organ.

A British Colonel Was Walking Down The Street In London When He Saw A Guy With No Arms And No Legs Sitting In The Gutter Playing A Mouth Organ.

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A British colonel was walking down the street in London when he saw a guy
with no arms and no legs sitting in the gutter playing a mouth organ.
A sign beside the guy read, "Victim of Falklands War." "Bloody disgraceful,
what," said the colonel, "the way the country treats its veterans!" So
saying, he pulled out his wallet, peels off two fifty pound notes and
dropped them in the guy's hat. The guy looked up and says, "Mucho gracias,
senor."

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