Q: What Is The Definition Of Agony? A: Being A One-armed Man Hanging Off A Cliff, And Having An Attack Of Jock Itch.
Q: What is the definition of agony?
A: Being a one-armed man hanging off a cliff, and having an attack of jock
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?
A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff....
Q: What's the definition of mixed emotions? A: When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your new Mercedes.
Q: How did Capt. Hook die? A: Jock itch!
Some Lawyer Jokes... Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?...
Edward Scissorhands has jock itch!
Q & A form jokes Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?...
Height of Shortness : Sitting on the kerb and dangling ur legs Irony
A one-arm man hanging onto the edge of a cliff and his balls start itching...
Q: What did Helen Keller do when she fell off the cliff? A: She screamed her fingers off.
A small Indian brave walks up to his grandfather and ask
"Grandfather, how do we Indians get our names?" "Well my son, the baby is named for an event that happened on the day baby is conceived....