The Polack Came Home From His Job At The Pickle Factory And Told His Wife, "I Have This Terrible Urge To Stick My Thing In The Pickle Slicer.

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The Polack came home from his job at the pickle factory and told his wife, "I
have this terrible urge to stick my thing in the pickle slicer. I know it's
crazy, but I can't help it." His wife was shocked, "You mustn't even think of
that! Get such crazy ideas out of your head." For weeks, this went on. Finally,
one evening he came home and said to his wife, "I finally did it! I put my
thing in the pickle slicer." His wife was hysterical. "What happened to you?"
Sadly he replied," They fired both of us."