Life Is Like A Shit Sandwich: The More Bread You Have, The Less Shit You Have To Eat.
Life is like a shit sandwich:
The more bread you have,
The less shit you have to eat.
Shit! Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can communicate with it.
Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language....
Taoism = Shit Happens. If you can shit, it isn't shit.
Confucianism = Confucius say, "Shit Happens" Buddhism = If shit happens, it is not really shit....
Life is a s--t sandwich and on bad days you get no bread.
Well, shit.. Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains....
THE SHIT LIST Ghost Shit -- You know you've shit.
There's shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the toilet....
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I think you have me confused with someone who gives a shit!
A city dude walked into a cowboy bar with a cat under one arm, a six shooter on his hip and a bucket of shit in one hand.
He walked up to the bar and set down the cat and the bucket....
Taoism: Shit happens. Confucianism: Confucius say
Shit happens. Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit....