I Remember When I Swallowed A Bottle Of Sleeping Pills.
I remember when I swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. I get no respect -
my doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest ...
Rodney Dangerfield: I went to my doctor and told him, "Hey, Doc!
I just took an entire bottle of sleeping pills....
RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERS A girl phoned me the other day and said .
... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over....
I was tired one night, so I went to a bar to have a few drinks.
I tell ya' I get no respect. The bartender asked me, "What'll you have?...
An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills.
Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs....
Birth Control at 72? An elderly woman went into the doctor's office.
When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth-control pills....
I tell you I get no respect - A hooker once told me she had a headache ...
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else.
.. I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task....
I remember when I was so depressed I was going to jump out a highrise window.
I tell you I get no respect; when they sent a priest up to talk to me he said, "On your mark....