Q: How Do You Double The Price Of A Yugo? A: Fill Up The Gas Tank.
Q: How do you double the price of a yugo?
A: Fill up the gas tank.
How can you double the worth of a LADA ? By filling its gasoline tank.
If you drive a Yugo and Yucrash, Yudie!!!
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?
This practical joke is hearsay. A fellow student some years ago related the following.
Apparently another student was a bit of a braggar....
Q: How do you sneak up on a celery? A: Stalk.
a fare trade A man walked up to the counter of an auto parts store.
"Excuse me," he said, "I'd like to get a new gas cap for my Yugo....
LESSONS ADULTS LEARN FROM KIDS There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.
If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite....
Baby In the Gas Tank - By Who Pumped Ethel
do you know how to tell which is the rich Polack in an all polack neighborhood?
His is the house with the diving board on the septic tank....