Did You Hear About The Two Little Old Ladies Feeding Pigeons In The Park?
Did you hear about the two little old ladies feeding pigeons in the park?
Suddenly, a streaker flashed past! One little old lady had a stroke, the
other wasn't quick enough ...
There were three old ladies sitting on a park bench in Miami when a flasher came by, and well, flashed.
The first woman had a stroke, the second one had a stroke, and the third one's arms were too short ....
Three old Ladies were walking down the stree when a Flasher came out and Flashed them.
The First old Lady had a Stroke and the Second old Lady had a stroke but the Third old lady couldn't reach it!...
Two little old ladies were walking through the park one Sunday afternoon.
The band was playing a catchy sounding tune, and one of the old ladies said, "I wonder what the name of that tune is"....
This sounds suspiciously like one of David Brenner's "Best Practical Jokes In The World".
He claimed to do this and put the slip back, three or four slips down....
Two old ladies were walking down the street one wintry day when they heard a voice calling for help.
They looked around and saw a little green leg sticking out from beneath a snowbank, so one of the old ladies digs down and pulls out a very cold frog and starts warming it up in her hands....
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.
The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars....
Q: Did you hear about the two black guys on "That's Incredible"?
A: One had a job, and the other knew his father....
The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
"Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
There was this young taxi driver who was driving an old farmer who had never been to Amsterdam before.
The driver decided to have a little fun and started telling the old man that it was sometimes boring driving around so he and other drivers drove down old ladies just for the fun of it....