A Young Man, In Love With A Girl He Wanted To Make Love To, Was So Ashamed Of His Small Penis That He Was Afraid Of Bringing Up The Question, Or Of Letting Her See Him Naked.

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A young man, in love with a girl he wanted to make love to, was so ashamed
of his small penis that he was afraid of bringing up the question, or of
letting her see him naked. One dark night he drove her around in his car
and parked in a dark lane. As they kissed, he surreptitiously opened his
fly and put his weapon in her hand. "Thanks," she said, "But you know I
don't smoke."