A Baptist Minister And A Jewish Rabbi Were Seated Next To One Another In The First Class Section Of An Airplane.

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A Baptist minister and a Jewish rabbi were seated next to one another in the
first class section of an airplane. The stewardess approached them and asked
what they wanted to drink. "I'll have a martini," said the rabbi. "How about
you, sir?" the stewardess asked the miniser. "You should ask me, a man of
God, that my lips should touch alcohol? Why, I'd sooner commit adultry!"
The minister said indignantly. The rabbi waved at stewardess, "Hold the
martini! I didn't know we had a choice ..."