Tarzan And Jane Came To New York And Were Being Interviewed.
Tarzan and Jane came to New York and were being interviewed.
A reporter said, 'Tarzan, what is your wife's name?'
Tarzan replied, "Jane.'
The reporter then said, 'No, what is her whole name?'
Tarzan answered, 'Pussy'
There's a new stamp out to commemorate prostitutes.
It's a 22-cent stamp -- unless you want to lick it....
Tarzan: "What name?" Jane: "Jane." Tarzan: "What whole name?" Jane: "Cunt.
Tarzan was swinging through the jungle. He swooped down into a clearing and where a beautiful girl was standing.
Me Tarzan! Who you?" he grunted. "Jane," the beautiful girl cooed....
If Tarzan and Jane were Puerto Rican, what would cheetah be? Pregnant.
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were jewish, what would cheetah be? A: A fur coat.
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Kiwi's what does that make Cheeta? A: Smarter than the pair of them.
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A fur coat. Did you hear about the new brand of tires - Firestein?...
One year at halloween the governor of Illinois was giving a costume party.
all the gentry were there and as they arrived the doorman would announce what there characters were....
Tarzan raised a Desi Arnaz rat.