A Woman Walked Into A Bar Carrying A Duck Under Her Arm.

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A woman walked into a bar carrying a duck under her arm. The local drunk saw
this and asked, "Say there, whatcha doin' with that pig?" "That's not a pig,
stupid!" she said coldly."That's a duck." "I know," replied the drunk. "I was
talking to the duck."