Two guys wandered into a bar. One of the men shouted to the barkeeper,"Hiya,
Mike. Set 'em up for me and my pal here." Then he turned to his slightly dim
partner and boasted, "This is a great bar. For every two drinks you buy, the
house gives you one. And the pinball machines in the back are free!" "That's
not so great, "responded the friend. "There's a bar across town That'll match
you drink for drink, and you can get laid in the back for free." "Where is
this place?" the first guy exclaimed. "Oh, I don't know," the dim fellow
replied, "but my wife goes there all the time."