Q: What Should You Do If You Wife Has An Epileptic Seizure In The Bathtub?
Q: What should you do if you wife has an epileptic seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in the laundry.
Q: What should you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bathtub? A: Throw in your laundry.
Q: what do you throw a drowning lawyer? A: his wife and kid
Q: What do you call a leper in your bathtub? A: Stew.
Q: What do you do when a Polock throws a grenade at you? A: You pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: What do you do when your kotex catches fire? A: Throw it on the floor and tampon i
Q: What does an elephant use for a vibrator? A: An epileptic.
Q: Do you know the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry....
why is a fire engine red ? ( in parts of the world that it is red ) the fire engine has six wheels and six crew members.
six plus six is twelve. twelve inches makes a foot....
What do you get when you cross a Chinaman with a Frenchman? A Frenchman who eats your laundry.