Jane And John Met At A Christmas Party, Dated A Few Times, And Decided To Get Married As Soon As Possible.

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Jane and John met at a Christmas party, dated a few times, and
decided to get married as soon as possible. This acomplished,
they set off for their honeymoon in Orlando.
There they were, drinks in hand, sunning themselves by the pool
in the lazy sun. John asks Jane "Honey, do you mind if I go for
a little swim?". She replies "Why no, hon, you go right ahead".
So John climbs onto the diving tower, and, to Jane's mixed
delight and astonishment, peforms a faultless 2 turn back flip
off the 10 metre board, entering the water like a razor blade.
He hoists himslef out of the pool, shakes the water from his
ears, flops back into his chair, takes a pull of his drink, and
Jane says "John! You never told me you were such a good diver!".
"No," he smiles lazily, "we didn't get much time to learn a lot
about each other before getting married, did we? I had some
basic Olympic training in university, nearly made the state
team!".
Jane digests this, takes another pull of her drink, then asks
"John, do you mind if I go for a little swim?". "Hell, no,
honey, you go right ahead", he replies indulgently.
In contrast to John, Jane tests the water with her toes, then
gingerly eases herself into the shallow end. Once in, however,
it's fwoooooooosh! to the other end, an underwtaer flip, and
fwooooooooosh! back to the shallow end. This is reaptead six
times, after which she climbs back out, shakes out her hair, and
towels herself dry without any sign of fast breathing or
exhaustion of any kind.
"Jane!", her ever-lovin' exclaims, "You never told me you could
swim like THAT!". "No," she smiles lazily, "we didn't get much
time to learn a lot about each other before getting married, did
we? I used to be a hooker in Venice!".

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