The Poor Guy Walks Up To The Rich Guy's House.

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The poor guy walks up to the rich guy's house. He's down on
his luck and needs some money. He rings the doorbell.

"Hi there, I'm down on my luck, need some money, and I was
wondering if you have any work I could do for you?"

The rich Guy decides to give him a break, and says:
"Sure, my porch needs painting. I'll pay you 50 dollars to do
it for me."

"Sure thing, Mister, I'll get started right away!"

Time passes, until...
"Hey Mister, I'm all done painting!"
"Well, here's your 50 dollars"
"Thanks, and by the way, it's a Ferrari, not a Porsche."

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Oral Roberts.

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Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.