What's The Difference Between Midget Bank Robbers And The Radcliffe Track Team?

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What's the difference between midget bank robbers and the Radcliffe
track team? One's a group of cunning runts...

What's the difference between a magic show and a porno show?
One's a cunning array of stunts...

THIS ONE'S FOR ALL THE GUYS OUT THERE: Any of you know the difference
between sashimi and cunnilingus? If not, I know this great Japanese

A man, feeling rather self-satisfied after his performance, asked his
new-found lady friend if he was her first lover. "I think so," she
replied, "Your face did look familiar."
What's this? <Stomp on the floor 3 times>
CPR for an AIDS victim.