How Do You Get 29 Newfies Into A Small Car? Throw In A Can Of Beans.
How do you get 29 newfies into a small car?
Throw in a can of beans.
Q: How do you get 50 Jewish people in a car? A: Throw a dime inside.
Q: How do you get 50 germans in a car? A: Throw a Jewish person inside....
What do you call a Purto Rican with no arms? Trustworthy Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts?
Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can....
Q. Why do you feed babies baked beans? A. So you can find them in the dark.
Flying that bird This guy calls his wife at work and says "Don't worry I'm fine and the damage is minimal.
She says "Oh my gosh, what happened?" He says that he was coming back from lunch & a bird hit his car windshield....
Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo?
So they could have four clean walls to write on....
Get naked and see how many ways you can honk the car ho
How to know whether or not you are ready to have kid
- Mess Test Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
How do you save a drowning laywer? Throw him a rock.
How do you make a Mac faster? Throw it harder!