Why Did God Create Women ? Because Sheep Can't Type.
Why did God create women ?
Because sheep can't type.
Why did God create women ? To give the sheep a rest.
Q: Why did God make women? A: Because sheep can't cook.
Q: Why did God create man? A: Because you can't teach a dildo to cut the lawn.
Q: Why did create woman? A: Because you can't teach a sheep to cook....
Why did God invent women? Sheep can't cook......
God created women because sheep can't cook.
Q: Why did God create men? A: Cucumbers don't take out the garbage.
Why did God create armadillos? So Mexicans would have something to eat on the half shell.
Men Are Like... 1. Men are like department stores..
.. their clothes should always be half off. 2. Men are like vacations....
Why do shepherd's wear robes? because sheep can hear zippers a mile away.