Q: What's The Difference Between A Trampoline And A Lawyer?
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer?
A: You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline....
Q & A form jokes Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?...
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer....
How do you make a dead baby sink? Hollow it out and put on faucets.
What is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?...
Some Lawyer Jokes... Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?...
Q: What's the difference between masturbation and Basketball?
A: In Basketball, you dribble before you shoot....
What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
LAWYERS *Q.* What do lawyers use for birth control?
*A.* Their personalities. *Q.* What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?...