Pollock goes into store and ask clerk for a link of Polish Sausage.
The clerk ask him if he is polish and this makes him angry as hell
so he ask the clerk if he would have asked him if he were Italian if
he had ordered Italian sausage. The clerk simply replied that he would
not have asked. The pollock then wanted to know why then did he ask
if he were Polish. The clerk replied "Because this is a hardware store"