There was a newly married couple and the wife was just a bit
unsure of herself around the house.
One day a floorboard on the back porch broke and when her hubbie
came home she asked if he could fix it. "WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE A
CARPENTER", he bellowed, "call a carpenter to fix it."
A few days later she had an electrical problem and again waited for
her husband to come home and again got this response, "WHAT DO I LOOK
LIKE,AN ELECTRICIAN? call an electrician to fix it."
Well a couple of weeks past and when the husband came home
from work his wife told him that there had been a problem with
the plumbing, but, she had called the plumber and everything had
been taken care of. "Great!" he said, "that's the way to do things,
how much did he charge?" "Well", she told him, "he wanted either
10 pies, or sex." "I hope you gave him the pies" he said.
"WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE BETTY CROCKER"
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...