Little Ms. Muffet Sat On Her Tuffet Eating Her Curds And Whey Along Came A Spider And Said "What's In The Bowl, B*tch?
Little ms. muffet
sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and whey
along came a spider and said
"What's in the bowl, b*tch?!"
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way
Along came a spider and said what ya got in the bowl bitch....
Little Miss Muffet Crouched on a tuffet, Collecting her shell-shocked wits.
There dropped (from a glider) An H-Bomb beside her- Which blasted Miss Muffet to bits....
Once sat herself down on a molehill. A curious mole Nosed into her hole -- Ms.
Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill....
A little girl comes walking out of the bathroom and saw her mother making a cake.
She said, "Mommy, can I lick the bowl?" Her mother replied, "Can't you just flush it like everyone else?...
A pretty young lady named Vogel Once sat herself down on a molehill.
A curious mole Nosed into her hole -- Ms. Vogel's OK, but the mole's ill....
What's the definition of gross??? Diving into a bowl of snot and eating your way out!
Ther once was a woman from Sidney.. Who said she could take one to the Kidney.
.. Along came a man from Quebec and gave her one to the neck....
Various Nights Before Christmas... A Microsoft Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.
The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping....
Prom The photographer in the office next to mine was sending out prom pictures, when her little girl started asking about proms.
She explained all about them. While going through the shots, they came across one of two girls as a couple, who looked kind of tough....