Did You Hear About The Black Boy That Jumped Into The Freezer?
Did you hear about the black boy that jumped into the freezer?
-He had diarrhea and he thought he was melting.
Q: Did you hear about the black guy who had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
Did you hear about the aggie who had diarrea? He thought he was melting!
Did you hear about the aggie who moved his finger from his left nostril to his right and thought he had invented the transplant?
Did you hear about the Pollack that thought his wife was trying to kill him?
He found a bottle of polish remover in the medicine cabinet........
What's red, green, blue, yellow, purple, and orange?
An Italian dressed up. Have you heard about the Italian girl who flunked her driver's license test?...
Q: Did you hear about the happy Roman? A: He was gladiator.
Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off! Don't worry; he's all right ...
Did you hear about the Greek guy who was charged with buggery?
He hired a smart lawyer and had the charge reduced to "following too close"....
Did you hear about the Polish guy who ate pussy? He spit out the kittens after he was done.