Do You Know How To Tell Which Is The Rich Polack In An All Polack Neighborhood?
do you know how to tell which is the rich
Polack in an all polack neighborhood?
His is the house with the diving board on the septic tank.
Q: How do you know a polack is at a cock fight? A
He brings the duck. Q: How do you know an irishman is at a cock fight?...
A polack's house was furiously burning down, surrounded by fire trucks and helpless firemen, and all the polack could do is stand around and laugh, and laugh.
So, his neighbor came over and said, "Jerzy, your house is being burned down to the foundations and you're Laughing?...
1st Polack: What would you do if you found a million dollars?
2nd Polack: If it belonged to a poor person, I'd return it....
Three women - a German, a Jew and a Polack - all gave birth to seven-pound baby boys at the same time.
The nurses got the babies mixed up somehow and couldn't tell which baby belonged to which mother....
A man was walking down the street one day when he saw a Polack standing on the corner, playing with his butt and then smelling his fingers.
The man watched the Polack do this for a minute or so, then he walked over to him and asked, "What are you doing, if I might ask?...
A polish couple got married. On their wedding night they couldn't figure out how to have sex.
So the woman said to her husband, "Dear, go to the doctor tomorrow and ask him how we can have sex....
Q: What did the Polack do with his first 50-cent piece? A: He married he
Q: What do you get when you cross a polack and a mexican?
A: A kid who spraypaints chainlink fences....