Three Old Ladies Were Walking Down The Stree When A Flasher Came Out And Flashed Them.
Three old Ladies were walking down the stree when a Flasher came out and
Flashed them. The First old Lady had a Stroke and the Second old Lady
had a stroke but the Third old lady couldn't reach it!
There were three old ladies sitting on a park bench in Miami when a flasher came by, and well, flashed.
The first woman had a stroke, the second one had a stroke, and the third one's arms were too short ....
Did you hear about the two little old ladies feeding pigeons in the park?
Suddenly, a streaker flashed past! One little old lady had a stroke, the other wasn't quick enough ....
Three old ladies were sitting around a table. The first say
I'm getting so forgetful- this morning I was standing at the top of the stairs and I couldn't remember whether I was going down or had just come up....
Three nuns are walking down the street, when a man jumps out and flashes them.
The first nun has a stroke, the second nun has a stroke, the third one didn't touch him....
Two old ladies were walking down the street one wintry day when they heard a voice calling for help.
They looked around and saw a little green leg sticking out from beneath a snowbank, so one of the old ladies digs down and pulls out a very cold frog and starts warming it up in her hands....
So this sweet little old Jewish lady is walking down the street when she's suddenly accosted by a flasher -- the man jumps in front of her and whips open his coat!
The lady stops, peers forward intently, and sniffs "Hah! You call that a LINING?!?...
3 old ladies Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things.
One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful....
There was this young taxi driver who was driving an old farmer who had never been to Amsterdam before.
The driver decided to have a little fun and started telling the old man that it was sometimes boring driving around so he and other drivers drove down old ladies just for the fun of it....
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe; She had so many children her uterious fell out.