Up At Dartmouth, There's A Biologist Experimenting With Changing The Behavior Patterns Of Rodents.
Up at Dartmouth, there's a biologist experimenting with
changing the behavior patterns of rodents. When asked about
his work, he usually says he pulls habits out of rats.
A biology graduate student went to Borneo to take some samples for his thesis work.
He flew there, found a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote site he where he would make his collections....
Q: Did you hear about the scientist who was experimenting with rats?
A: He switched to lawyers so he wouldn't form an emotional attachment....
Two guys were drinking in a bar. The second guy says to the first guy &quo
You want to see something amazing?" and pulls out of his pocket a miniature piano....
Bill and I went golfing the other day. We were in the middle of the sixth fairway when stopped in midswing and took off his hat in deference to a funeral procession that was passing by.
Usually, he just played on ignoring all distractions....
A mathematical biologist spends his vacation hiking in the Scottish highlands.
One day, he encounters a shepherd with a large herd of sheep....
Cromwell and Rasputin by as submitted to Dr.
Richard King The following essay was an actual submission by a stu- dent, who was given the assignme...
This guy goes skydiving for the first time. After he jumps out of the plane, he counts to ten, pulls the ripcoard, and nothing happens.
Only a little worried, he pulls the cord for the auxilliary parachute, but unfortunately, the chute still does not appear....
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....