Did You Hear About The 2 Men From The Monastery Who Opened Up A Fast Food Seafood Restaurant?
Did you hear about the 2 men from the monastery who opened up
a fast food seafood restaurant??
one was the fish friar, and the other was the chip monk.
New To The Monastery... The novice arrived at the monastery and quickly reported to the head monk for his instructions.
"Now young man, I want to remind you of your vows of silence", began the seasoned friar....
Q: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? A: Great food, no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food? He ordered a pizza with everybody on it ...
Talk about a typo... A new monk arrives at the monastery.
He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand....
A loandlord has a homosexual couple and a lesbian couple living in his building.
He decides to evict them. Who moves out first and why?...
What's red, green, blue, yellow, purple, and orange?
An Italian dressed up. Have you heard about the Italian girl who flunked her driver's license test?...
Painful Puns Hangover: The wrath of grapes. Income Tax
Capital punishment. A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be....
Did you hear the one about the man who opened a dry-cleaning business next door to the convent?
He knocked on the door and asked the Mother Superior if she had any dirty habits....
A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....