One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in
the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife
asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He
tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He
called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried
and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their
daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their
daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.
The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the
father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew
out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The mother said to the
young man, "That was wonderful. You should be a doctor!" The ungrateful
father jumped up, twisted the boy's arm behind his back and yelled, "Doctor, my
ass! He's going to be our son-in-law. Smell his fingers!"