Three Women - A German, A Jew And A Polack - All Gave Birth To Seven-pound Baby Boys At The Same Time.

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Three women - a German, a Jew and a Polack - all gave birth to seven-pound baby
boys at the same time. The nurses got the babies mixed up somehow and couldn't
tell which baby belonged to which mother. After an hour of mass confusion the
father of the German baby decided he'd settle the problem. He walked into the
nursery and lined up the three infants in a row. He clicked his heels, raised
his arm and shouted, "Heil Hitler!" The German baby snapped to attention, the
Jewish baby shit, and the Polack baby played in it.