Q: How Does A Mexican Know When It's Time To Eat Again? A: His Asshole Stops Burning.
Q: How does a Mexican know when it's time to eat again?
A: His asshole stops burning.
How does a mexican know when he's hungry?? His ass burns!
THE SHIT LIST Ghost Shit -- You know you've shit.
There's shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the toilet....
Q: How come Mexicans use refried beans? A: Ever know a Mexican who did something right the first time?
RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
Q: When does a Mexican become a Spaniard? A: When he marries your daughter.
LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....
Blondness strikes again... An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!...