How Do You Get Your Children To Take A Bath??? Tell Them It's Practice For The Pool!

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how do you get your children to take a bath???
Tell them it's practice for the pool!!
The next day how do you get them out of the pool??
Through in a bar of soap!!

(dahmer Jokes)
I heard that they were opening a new resturant on Lincoln Memorial Drive
called Pieces of 11 (or was that 17)
Did you know that his favorite part of a hockey game is the face-off!!!!
Did you know that his favorite food was tied between head cheese and
finger sandwiches?