The Night Was Dark, The Sky Was Blue, Down The Alley The Turd Wagon Flew!

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The night was dark,
The sky was blue,
Down the alley the turd wagon flew!
A bump was hit, a scream was heard,
A man was killed by a flying turd!
Upon his tomb was plainly writ:
This Man Was Killed by Flying Shit!