It had been a long day, and a psychiatrist was just about to close
up his office, when a man entered the waiting room. About this time,
the last thing he needed was one more kook, but he invited the man in.
As he entered, he took off his hat revealing a frog sitting on top
of his head. "Oh, no!", thought the psychiatrist, "I don't need
this", but maintaining his professional decorum, he asked, "What
is your problem?". The frog replied, "Well Doctor, it all started
when I noticed this wart on my ass..."
One psychiatrist meets another on the street. He says, "You're fine,
how am I?".