POLITICAL Q. Why Don't Congressmen Use Bookmarks? A.

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Q. Why don't congressmen use bookmarks?
A. Because they prefer bent over pages.

Johnson, Nixon and Kennedy were riding together in a car when they
came upon a group of civil rights marchers. Johnson said, " I think
we should stop and say a few words to these people". Nixon said,
"Oh, f___ all of them!". Kennedy said, "Do we have time?".