A very fancy lady went to the doctor complaining that she was
passing a great deal of gas. She told the doctor, "It doesn't
make any noise or odor, but it's very embarrassing because I entertain
a lot, and I know I'm doing it". The doctor gave her some pills and
told her to come back in a week. When she came back, she was furious.
"What on earth did you give me?", she asked, "I'm passing as much gas
as I ever was, only now the smell is overpowering!". The doctor
replied, "Oh good. Now that we've cleared up your sinuses maybe we
can do something about your hearing".