This Is An Answerin' Machine, This Machine Is Designed To Take Full Advantage Of Its Numerous Capabilities.

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"This is an answerin' machine, this machine is designed to take full
advantage of its numerous capabilities. Please say what you wanted
to talk about and why did ya call me anyhow? Wait for the tone to
sound, and leave yer message after the beep."