Steve Has Been Captured By A Flying Saucer And Can't Come To The Phone Right Now, But If You Leave Your Name, Phone Number, And A Message I'll Have Him Call You Back As Soon As He Gets Away.

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"Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone
right now, but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message I'll
have him call you back as soon as he gets away. Read all about it in
next week's National Enquirer."