Q: What Drove Helen Keller Insane? A: She Tried To Read A Stucco Wall.
Q: What drove Helen Keller insane?
A: She tried to read a stucco wall.
Q: Why did Helen Keller go crazy? A: She tried to read a sheet of sandpaper.
Q: How did Helen Keller burn her fingers? A: She tried to read the waffle iron.
Q: How do you drive Helen Keller crazy? A: Lock her in a room with stucco walls.
Q: What was Helen Keller's dog's name? A: Huuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmth!
Q: What did Helen Keller do when she fell off the cliff? A: She screamed her fingers off.
Q: How did Helen Keller discover masturbation? A: Trying to read her own lips.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was bad?
A: They re-arranged the furniture in her room....
What's Helen Keller's favorite song? "The Sound of Silence.
Q: How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? A
Answering the iron. Q: How did she burn the other side? A: They called back....