Q: What's The Definition Of A Wife? A: An Attachment You Screw On The Bed To Clean The House.
Q: What's the definition of a wife?
A: An attachment you screw on the bed to clean the house.
Q: What's the definition of Australian foreplay? A: "Are you awake Sheila?
Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"? A: There was an empty seat.
Q: What's the definition of a virgin? A: An ugly third grade
Housewife: a gadget you screw on the bed.
Q: Did you hear about the scientist who was experimenting with rats?
A: He switched to lawyers so he wouldn't form an emotional attachment....
What is the definition of the perfect wife? A mute nymphomaniac that owns a liquor store.......
Q: Know what a rodeo fuck is? A: You start to screw your wife doggie style
hold on to her shoulders, and whisper in her ear that her sister is a better fuck than she is, and try to hold on for 8 seconds....
Just One Question... Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?...
You want me to clean what???