There's a new stamp out to commemorate prostitutes. It's a 22-cent stamp --
unless you want to lick it. Then, it's a dollar.
Tarzan and Jane came to New York and were being interviewed.
A reporter said, 'Tarzan, what is your wife's name?'
Tarzan replied, "Jane.'
The reporter then said, 'No, what is her whole name?'
Tarzan answered, 'Pussy'