NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK Cover Your Stump Before You Hump.

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Cover your stump before you hump.
Before you attack her, wrap your wacker.
Don't be silly, protect your Willie.
Before you blast her, protect your bushmaster.
Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
If you're not going to sack it, go home and wack it.
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
Before you bag her, sheath your dagger,
It'll be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
If you slip between her thighs be sure to condomize.
She won't get sick if you cap your dick.
If you go into heat, package that meat.
Befo' da van start rockin', be sho' yo' cock got a stockin'.
Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
A crank with armor will never harm her.


Four Polacks were in an alley shooting drugs, and using the same needle.
A guy walked by on the street and yelled, "You idiots! Don't you know about
AIDS?!?" One of the Polacks replies; "Of course we do! But don't worry,
we're all wearing condoms!"